did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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