just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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