She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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