You work out of a Hotel?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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