yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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