do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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