I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I need to calm my uterus...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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