i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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