I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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