i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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