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(908): View more from New Jersey

his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count

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(404): View more from Georgia

he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(561): View more from Florida

Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.

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(773): View more from Illinois

arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.

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(301): View more from Maryland

by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.

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(631): View more from New York

I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!

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