What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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