I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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