Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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