I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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