My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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