Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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