one might say we're banned from that church
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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