ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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