she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Acid is not a monday night drug
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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