Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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