I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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