areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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