I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
No subtext here. People are naked.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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