I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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