11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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