I think my vagina is haunted
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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