Don't you send me to vm
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
As shirtless as possible
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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