I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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