What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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