Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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