i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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