when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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