So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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