PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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