he puts the penis in happiness.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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