When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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