'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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