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(604): View more from British Columbia

I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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(720): View more from Colorado

He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on

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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right

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(44): View more from United Kingdom

I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.

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(206): View more from Washington

Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!

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(516): View more from New York

I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.

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