he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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