I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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