if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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