Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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