My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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