Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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