Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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