I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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