We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
