I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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