; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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